Blonde Lesbian - Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Blonde protection - Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Blondes and Sex - What does a blonde say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?
Brunette's Mating Call - Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Butter and Blonde - Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.
Cattle Herders - Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Choo-Choo! - Why are Blondes like railroad tracks? Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
Common With Computer - Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.